Kitten heels...

"Kitten ears? Are you bloody mad?" says my friend while nearly choking on her wine.
"Why not?"
"Because that just suggests a fetish with animals, that isn't sexy!" She almost spits out her disgust.

"I beg to difer." I mention quietly.
Three heads turn to look at me, "Oh?" Says Pootle

We are discussing the virtues of role play, and ahem...dressing up. It appears that it is not every one's cup of tea.

"Do you not think, that it would be nice once in a while to pretend to be someone else?" I suggest, "you know, not just being a naughty maid - however that would be nice too - but meeting your partner in a bar, with a wig, dressed up in an air hostess outfit?"
My friend shakes her head, "no, that is just wrong."
Pootle agrees with me, "you know I worked as an air hostess, and when we finished at the end of the flight and we walked into the bar in our uniform, the men would just stare."
Our other friend agrees as well, "oh god yeah, a uniform on a woman is just as sexy as a uniform on a man."

So we Google some outfits to share, however my friend is not having any of it... "If I walked in with a naughty maid outfit with a feather duster, he would just laugh at me."
"I wouldn't be so sure," I say smiling, "it is about game playing...master and the maid."
Pootle nods. "doesn't a man in a uniform interest you? Copper? Fireman? "
"Oh god no!" She says in horror.
"Really? Just for one night? Something different?"
"Nope, does nothing for me."

The rest of us just look at each other...what do they say about one out of four cats?

They prefer kitten heels...