First impressions...

As weird as it sounds, both calm and noise have returned to our house today.

The hobbits came home from their holiday in Spain and I immediately felt calmer having them back exactly where they should be, hearing their noise in the house and having cuddles on tap.

The good news is that although they had a wonderful holiday, they were also pleased to be home and it was just lovely to see their faces as they came through the airport today.

We had a celebratory dinner with the lovely B and her boys and even opened a bottle of Champers...for B and I of course...it is almost becoming tradition, a nice meal and champagne to welcome them home.

After clearing up, B and I managed to get on the subject of size...I am a little unsure how the subject came up to be honest, but both so us managed to regale a story where we had been truly disappointed after unwrapping the initial packaging.

I think it is more the fact that first impressions and appearances can be deceiving, or perhaps a lesson where we shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Just because someone appears to be an 'Adonis' (certainly in B's case he was), doesn't mean that everything else including the Crown Jewels will match the person on the outside.

So alas it would appear that not only does size matter (sorry guys)...as none of us want to feel that stick in a windsock feeling, (or god forbid no feeling at all), but also just because someone looks good, smells good and has rippling muscles...it doesn't stop him from having a small todger or a terrible personality.

Perhaps something to remember when catching the eye of someone handsome across a bar...things aren't always what they seem.