PoF...

This evening's blog is from my far from Penultimate friend....thank you for this, I loved it...and with his permission he has allowed me to share it with you guys;

Abandon all your hope all ye who enters here! (Take 1)

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
all of them with hopes.
Carefully scripted adverts,
to charm available blokes.

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
None of them dismayed.
Photos selected, uploaded
and prominently displayed.

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
anticipate replies.
Some are short and snappy,
others full of lies.

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
have arranged a date.
Will he like my dress sense,
should I turn up late?

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
the date was not to plan.
The photos not too recent,
he was a fat old man.

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
the dates they come and go.
Some are better than others,
but mostly it is NO!

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
it’s been a year or more.
And still they keep on checking,
for what might be in-store?

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
all their hope has gone.
Their profile’s been deleted,
they’ve upped and moved along.

Abandon all your hope all ye who enters here! (Take 2)

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
I won’t go out in sun.
Don’t want nothing heavy,
still live with me mum.

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
I’m gonna take it slow.
Got a second mobile,
wife don’t need to know.

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
I’m genuine, sincere.
I like a good night out,
and 15 pints of beer.

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
profile rit myself.
As if u wldn’t no it,
I wont b on the shelf.

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
photo 2003.
I haven’t really changed much,
Gut and bald you’ll see.

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
I’d like a serious date.
A cuddle, kiss and fumble,
she’ll hand it on a plate.

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
I’ve got a right one here.
Sent a lovely email,
NSA it’s clear.

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
Date goes wrong I’m bored.
She’s keen on underwater,
National Snorkelling Award.

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
frustrated and forlorn.
Glad my wife is home in bed,
Keeping it all warm.

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
a date out in a bar.
She’s got an adam’s apple,
I’ll slip off in my car.

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
I’ve had a lucky date.
Been to the GU clinic,
condom? Bit too late!

Forward the PoF hopefuls,
I’ve learned my lesson now.
I should have stayed at home,
Or had a quick half in The Plough.

         The Cynic